Crappie Fishing Guide Quits
So last night I’m having a conversation with my husband about our upcoming fishing trip to Barkley Lake Kentucky. Apparently the Rootin’ Tootin’ Fisherman called and decided to hire a crappie fishing guide for one of our days there. After many years of fishing with the Tootin’ family this would be our first year having a guide. And with the 4 of us and only two allowed on the guide’s boat … we have a decision to make …
- Should Troy and Denise fish with the guide and Mark and I follow with our boat?
- Should Denise and I fish with the guide and Troy and Mark follow with a boat?
- Should Mark and Troy fish with the guide while Denise and I take my boat off to fish on our own? (I like this option. I get to drive the boat!)
- Should Mark and Troy fish with the guide while Denise and I go shopping?
It sounds like the best scenario would be for Denise and I to fish with the guide and Troy and Mark tag along with one of the boats. If that were the case, Denise wouldn’t have a problem at all. She’s a big girl. She puts her own minnows on and takes her own fish off the hook. But me … well … I have a problem …
Denise: Here fishy fishy fishy.
Me: Umm Mr. Guide – Can you please put my minnow on?
Denise: Here fishy fishy fishy.
Me: Umm Mr. Guide – I think my jiggy thingy is stick in the brush?
Denise: Here fishy fishy fishy.
Me: Umm Mr. Guide Sir – Can you take my fish off the hook please?
Denise: Here fishy fishy fishy.
Me: Umm Mr. Guide – Umm my hook is stuck in my hair.
Denise: Here fishy fishy fishy.
Me: Umm Mr. Guide Boss – Can you please tell Denise to stop saying here fishy fishy fishy?
Umm yes … Denise thinks she’s all that and a bucket of crappie …
And her redears …
Have a good day all … I think I might be shopping that day.
Or maybe I should hire my own guide.
Or maybe I’ll just resort to, “Here fishy fishy fishy.” Apparently it works.
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